Sale – Contractual Obligation

Wow. I finally found a home for the most travelled and the second-oldest story in my inventory. Sells in its 23rd market. It’s been on the market constantly since October of 2004. Here’s where it’s been: Weird TalesZahirThe IconoclastShort Stuff MagazineApexAlien SkinShimmerStory House CoffeeSon and FoeCabinet Des FeesThe PedestalFlash MeLone… Continue reading

Fun Little Quiz

See if this quiz can accurately detect your accent. I’m originanlly from Wisconsin and live in Arizona, so I think this quiz averaged my accents together. http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=9827 What American accent do you have? (Best version so far) Midland (“Midland” is not necessarily the same thing as “Midwest”) The default, lowest-common-denominator… Continue reading

Sale – Kfzhrbfl

Alien Skin magazine accepted my story “Kfzhrbfl” for their April/May 2007 issue. It’s a goofy little flash fiction piece that probably found the right home. It’s also the goofiest title I’ve ever used. The story is something of a parody on neophyte science fiction writers, who tend to give aliens… Continue reading